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Would you rather.... "Ponder over some absurd dilemas or Go back to your work?"

#454	Take 4 loads in the mouth from your Dad OR Have your anus stapled shut for 7 days
a: 27%                           b: 73%                                                                       115 Votes

#1106	Be stuck in a cage with a rabid bear... (a very small cage) OR Be constipated and sick out the poo instead for 8 years
a: 84%                                                                                   b: 16%               25 Votes

#854	Be anally abused by a large mexican ferret OR Be anally abused by a large mexican ferret. THERES nO CHOICE. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
a: 72%                                                                       b: 28%                           128 Votes

#645	dance naked in the rain OR dance naked in the snow
a: 85%                                                                                     b: 15%             117 Votes

Another 4 dilemas?